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Those pesky Street Fighters have always had the last laugh but not anymore. In this guide you will learn how to take a beat-down with dignity. No longer will you need to walk away, stripped of your quarters, in shame.
Here are but some of the gems you will find in this enlightening manual:
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Ryu: You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
–That April Fool’s joke is only about 20 years old now, cmon!
Chun Li: I’m the strongest woman in the world!
–You’re also the ONLY woman in THIS world.
Guile: Are you man enough to fight with me?
–Uh, I just finished fighting you, hello!
Sagat: You are not a warrior; you’re a beginner!
–You are not from Thailand; you are too tall!
Blanka: Seeing you in action is a joke.
–Seeing you in person is a vomit-inducing experience.
Dhalsim: I will meditate then destroy you.
–I will donate to the World Food Program then feed you.
E Honda: Can’t you do better than that?
-Uh…can’t you do better than THAT?
Zangief: My strength is much greater than yours.
-You’re strength must be your chest hair then.
Balrog: My fists have your blood on them.
-My blood is infected with Hepatitis B.
Vega: Handsome fighters never lose battles.
-Especially handsome fighters who bring 8-inch blades to a fistfight. Asshole!